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By the time John pulled into the only motel in the little
town every room had been taken. "You've got to have
a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed--I
don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant
who's been here for several nights now," admitted the
manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost.
But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people
in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm
not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning John, came down to breakfast
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him
if he was able to get a good night's sleep.
"Never better," replied John.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring,then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time."
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in
the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on
the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up
all night watching me."